The Rap – Cherry Bomb

🎣🍺 “Lee & Ian in Burgh”

[Verse 1]
It’s Lee and Ian, two blokes on a mission,
Cooler full of beers and rods for fishin’.
Burgh near Skeggy, that’s the location,
Weekends away? It’s a mini vacation.

Pull up the van, boots hit the ground,
Tackle box open, not a care around.
Lines in the water, breeze in the trees,
Proper lad life – just fishin’ and ease.

[Hook]
Lee and Ian with a pint and a plan,
Cans by the river, rods in hand.
Burgh life easy, skies so clear,
Tell a few tales, sink a few beers.

[Verse 2]
Early doors, mist on the lake,
Bacon butties sizzlin’, no need to fake.
Ian’s got jokes, Lee just laughs,
They’ve been best mates since primary class.

No stress here, just ripples and breeze,
And the sound of a Stella crackin’ with ease.
Bit of banter, a friendly row,
“I caught the big one!” — “Yeah, right now…”

[Hook]
Lee and Ian with a pint and a plan,
Cans by the river, rods in hand.
Burgh life easy, skies so clear,
Tell a few tales, sink a few beers.

[Bridge]
Skeggy lights in the distance glow,
Might head there if the tide runs low.
But truth be told, they like it still,
By the stream with a breeze and a crate to chill.

[Outro]
So here’s to the lads who keep it real,
With a rod, a brew, and a home-cooked meal.
Lee and Ian, legends round here,
Just fishin’, chillin’, and neckin’ that beer!

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Ian's Cherry Bomb Tips

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1️⃣ Light it on fire for maximum fish attraction.

Fish love fireworks. Ignite the Cherry Bomb, toss it in the water, and wait for fish to gather in awe of your explosive fishing skills.

2️⃣ Use it as a cherry-flavored snack if you're hungry.

Fishing is hard work! If the fish aren’t biting, take a break and enjoy the Cherry Bomb yourself. Fish don’t bite? You do!

3️⃣ Tie it to your pet goldfish and send it on a scouting mission.

Your pet goldfish knows what other fish want. Let it take the Cherry Bomb and guide you to the ultimate fishing spot.

4️⃣ Drop it into your neighbor’s pool and fish from there.

Why bother with lakes and rivers? Drop the Cherry Bomb into your neighbor’s pool—guaranteed to catch some totally unexpected fish.

5️⃣ Convince the fish it's a new TikTok trend.

Fish love trends. Tell them all the cool fish are biting the Cherry Bomb. They'll fall for it out of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out).

6️⃣ Use it to catch a mermaid instead.

Why aim for fish when you can hook yourself a mermaid? Everyone knows mermaids are the true prize.

7️⃣ Paint your face with it for camouflage.

Blend in with your surroundings by painting your face with Cherry Bomb. Fish won’t see you coming—and neither will anyone else.

8️⃣ Throw it at passing seagulls to impress the fish.

Fish respect dominance. Show them you’re the apex predator by pelting seagulls with your Cherry Bomb.

9️⃣ Use it as a dance partner to impress the fish.

Fish are drawn to impressive moves. Dance with the Cherry Bomb on the dock. The fish will flock to see your ridiculous fishing ritual.

🔟 Stick it to your forehead for instant fishing luck.

Everyone knows the best fishermen wear their lures as headgear. Stick the Cherry Bomb to your forehead and watch your luck skyrocket!